I wanna bring you to show and tell
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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