I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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