all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
