if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Everything about him screamed your future.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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