So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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