I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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