So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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