So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
