i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
there's paper in my vomit.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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