Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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