The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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