Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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