Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
its not stalking. its research.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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