Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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