New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i can't believe i had my finger in that
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My life is pants optional.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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