I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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