If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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