Whod you bang
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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