Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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