It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I woke up under a house in Key West
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