i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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