she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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