we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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