Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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