i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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