I should be sponsored by Trojan
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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