Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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