I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
