i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
