So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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