i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
40s are totally the cure
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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