Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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