If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Small penises have feelings too.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
i think im in europe. pls send help
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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