i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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