I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Randomize
