Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize