You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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