I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
