her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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