she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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