now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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