You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize