your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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