don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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