If i come over, it means nothing
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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