i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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