Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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