The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
