I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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