Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
