He kissed a someone with a penis
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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