god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
