Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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