I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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