He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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