Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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