your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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