Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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