ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I deserve this hangover.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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